Its called the Census… just “sense” how many of “us” are here.
Let me state that part of me would love to see Michelle Bachmann run for the governor of Minnesota, if only because it would be amusing to see what craziness could spew from her crazyhole by the time it was over and done with. Of course, I don’t live in Minnesota, which means I wouldn’t be punished directly by being forced to live there if she somehow happened to win. I honestly believe most politicians, good or bad, even if they are corrupt, aren’t actually crazy, but there’s a few that I believe otherwise. I’m not a medical doctor, but sometimes, things just strike you as odd.
But none of that is here or there. Sometimes, you just have to correct something. I think Bachmann’s recent statements on the census have been widely played, and widely ridiculed, but I’m not sure that many people have just pointed out, precisely, where she’s wrong. She stated that the census asks lots of private and personal questions, like income and commute time, and that she’s only going to fill out the constitutionally mandated question of how many people live in her home. After all, she indicated, the census was used to round up Japanese-Americans in World War 2. She also encouraged people to visit the census website and see if they are comfortable with the questions asked.
So here it is: http://2010.census.gov/2010census/pdf/2010_Questionnaire_Info_Copy.pdf
That’s the questionnaire that you and I and everyone are going to get. It’s a bit long, I admit, but that’s because it asks the same basic 7 questions of up to 12 people, plus a couple more about the house hold. Those questions:
How many people live in your home most of the time?
How many are there on April 1st, 2010 who don’t live there most of the time?
House or apartment?
Phone number?
And then, for each person in the home, 7 questions: name, gender, date of birth, race, Hispanic or not, do you sometimes live somewhere else, and are you related to the others in your home.
Nothing about income. Nothing about commute time. I don’t like giving my phone number out, but its needed for clarification. I don’t consider any of that particularly personal, I consider it used for identification. And hey, even if I were a conspiracy nut, I’d be fairly sure the government had all that info from birth, filed with the social security administration.
Further, the constitution merely says the census will be done according to law passed by Congress. It definitely does not say Bachmann has a right to only give how many people live in her home. And while I won’t guarantee that the government won’t come in the middle of the night for Bachmann, I will guarantee that she falls in to a class that is unlikely to be rounded up en masse any time soon, privileged white folks. No, if the government comes for her, it will be because she’s proved a threat to herself or others by saying dumbass things.
There’s lots of legitimate debate to be had about how the census is done, whether sampling is to be used, whether there is archaic language about it in the constitution or the law, whether using race to create Congressional districts is wise, and so on. But whether or not to even fill it out isn’t one of them. I’m very specifically not calling Bachmann crazy, but I am saying that’s the kind of thing that, when said, sounds crazy.
House. If so, I think we can point to today being the first complete blunder of his administration.